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It was so exciting to have worked with the one-of-a-kind band Nekrogoblikon to bring this to you. We heard the band was eating it on cheese steaks recently and we love it in fajitas and omelets as well. Grab it here, get one at their next show, or maybe even order one with your next shirt or album purchase from their merch store. 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